Not unless they catch me first!
By the way, I have a sweet Bird Vs Dog fight lined up. I’ve given the dog brass knuckles and strapped a pistol to the bird. Should be good!
Titan-kun is late for school!
I got Blenderdick Custardbath :((( lmao
“Bendylick Cuningscratch.” Erotic AND painful!
(Source: vgjunk, via cowboybeboop)
Diving-Helmet-Girl: I’d fudge your cherry!
(Source: birdtownblog, via cowboybeboop)
(Source: wild-system, via ponitaqueen)
Finished Saints row 3 today, after months of waffling about in side missions. Had a great time smacking people with purple dildos. Of course I made a Ko, and for some reason she ended up looking like a cowboy bandit prostitute. ♥ :D
Alternate version with mask.
Man, every character I make in that game looks like a cowboy bandit prostitute! Or a businessman luchadore. Whichever.
Gotta get that early morning “OHFUCKJESUS!” in. Aaahh. It’s like a nice cup of coffee.
With spiders in it.